Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

)Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

Socho Socho,

??????

Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-

Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

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Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,

Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,

Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai

Kyun K,


Book Means:

B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->

Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,

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BAZAHIR WHO MERA

BAZAHIR WHO MERA KHAYAL KARTI HAI

JHOOT BOLTI HAY MAGAR KAMAL KARTI HAY

BAZAHIR WHO MERA

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VEENA MALIK and molvi

VEENA MALIK ask to molvi: can i kiss another man?
molvi: astagfirullah.

VEENA MALIK: can i kiss a married man?
molvi: nauzubillah.

VEENA MALIK: can i kiss u?
molvi: bismillaha.

VEENA MALIK and molvi

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Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha


DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ... 

Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY

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Dedicated To All Engineering Students

Dedicated To All Engineering Students
............
just imagine

u r alone
in
a
dense forest
its

night
a fearful
wind
blows
and
u
find
a ghostly 
old
building
there of
15 feet
tall with
fearful heart u
approach near the building
suddenly a 
dead body
falls
on u 
and 
a great light fills
on the building 
then
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
draw the 1,front view
2.top view
3.side view of the building
and also discuss the parabolic path covered 
by the dead body. :-) 

Dedicated To All Engineering Students

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when a guy does something wrong.

When a Guy does Something Wrong... 
 Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
 Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
 Girl : I can't believe you did this.
 Boy : I'm Sorry..:-)
 When a Girl does Something Wrong... 
 Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
 Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
 Boy : I can't believe you did this.
 Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
 Boy : I'm Sorry..:-)

when a guy does something wrong.

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